just survived the first fart of the relationship.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
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If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
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Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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