He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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