Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
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she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
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I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
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