it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Don't tell me you're on acid again
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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