More tranny stories later!
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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