She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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