5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
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you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
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We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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