im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
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Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
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Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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