My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Enjoy the penises
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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