Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
