Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
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The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
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Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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