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• (818): View more from California

  You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  smell my finger.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine

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• (805): View more from California

  bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it

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• (425): View more from Washington

  We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.

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• (516): View more from New York

  I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole

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