Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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