I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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