next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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