Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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