ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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