maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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