no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
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