Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
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Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
The beer is more important than you right now.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
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i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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