Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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