i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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