I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
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I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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