windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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