butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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