Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
How external is "for external use only"?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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