I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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