Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I got her a Nickelback box set.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
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Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
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He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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