so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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