so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
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I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
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Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
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