normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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