My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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