i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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