I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize
