Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
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