we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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