your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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