would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
