I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Randomize
