Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
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He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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