I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
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I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
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I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
It's shark week go big or go home
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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