Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
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He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
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I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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