hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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