Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
