I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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