She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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