I look better un-naked...
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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