is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Bang-toberfest begins!!
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
