Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
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This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
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It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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