yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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