Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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