New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
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Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
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Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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