I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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