The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
This baby is an asshole
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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