Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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