She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
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I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
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by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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