How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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