Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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