so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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