god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
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at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
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A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
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