? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I love you.
Bad choice
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