I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
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I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
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All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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