my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
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This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
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On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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